Jun 21stHappy Father’s Day

Happy Father’s Day! Raise a toast to all the Dads!

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”—W.C. Fields 

“Never cry over spilt milk. It could’ve been Wine.”—Beau “Pappy” Maverick (Paraphrased)

Jun 18thWine Sayings Day 70

I just rescued some wine, it was trapped in a bottle.

I want to be where the wine is.

Jun 17thWine Sayings Day 69

I tried cooking with wine, but after 4 glasses, I forgot why I was in the kitchen.

I have joy in my heart and a wine in my hand — coincidence?

Jun 16thWine Sayings Day 68

I’m not addicted to wine, we’re just in a very committed relationship.

Just the act of pouring a glass of wine calms the mind.

Jun 15thWine Sayings Day 67

I have not figured out how to have a wine collection, however, I do have an extensive cork collection.

My birthstone is a wine cork.

Jun 14thWine Sayings Day 66

You can’t drink wine all day unless you start in the morning.

Writing off all the wine I drink would put me in a lower tax bracket.

Jun 13thWine Sayings Day 65

I’m a wine enthusiastic — the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.

Wine and friends, the older the better!

Jun 12thWine Sayings Day 64

First thing on my bucket list is to fill the bucket with wine.

My favorite wine pairing is a simple one — me paired with a bottle of wine.

Jun 12thWine Sayings Day 63

Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice, I’m made of sarcasm, wine and everything fine.

Time heals all wounds, but wine works faster.

Jun 10thWine Sayings Day 62

When you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t touch your face.  (A bit of quarantine advice)

If a glass of wine is good for you, just think what a bottle could do!